Where You’ll Find Me Now — Neutral Milk Hotel
There are so many things wrong with all of this.
Mostly that ok Cupid thinks this is one of the best messages I have received.
Is this how they sold “Murder house”?
Clearly marketed to me
- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
- have a vagina
This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
Where’d you go, you were there by my side
Keep believing it’s my turn to hide
In a place where we don’t have a prayer
There’s a tether that’s keeping me there
State your name: Mary, but people also call me Rose
State the name that your parents almost named you: My dad had a brief stint where he wanted to call me Andromeda, but my mom said no. She wanted to call me Zelda (my grandmother is named Azilda) which would have been pretty boss.Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? It depends. It’s my mom or my dad but my dad also bugs the shit out of me sometimes, even though we also have some p. good moments.Did anything embarrassing happen this week? I accidentally thought some little kid stole something from the museum but he was just being wicked suspicious and putting his balled fist in his pocket while staring at me.Do people praise you for your looks? Only the weird ones. The people, not the looks.
What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? Red or black. I have a lot of both.Do you work out every week? lolno but I want to start doing yoga again.
Do you like your smile? nah. My eyes get real squinty and my cheeks get puffy but idk some people say it’s nice.Do you like your eyes? oh hell yes it’s my only real redeeming qualityDo you think you are pretty? in the right lightHow much money is in your account? Somewhere around $80Are you single? yerp.Do you want kids? oh no no way nuh uh I don’t want something growing in my body and then shoving it out a tiny hole, only to have it suck liquid from my nipples and one day demand I buy it a car.What does your backpack look like: uh it came from Claire’s and it’s a dark green with roses and it has seen better days.
What celebrity do you think is attractive? I have a list.
Last movie you saw in theaters: Errrrrrr it’s been a really long time because nothing has been playing around here that I want to see but I think it was Occulus.
ok so i am 99% sure this weird irrational fear/reoccurring dream that I have about cars rolling backwards of their own accord and into traffic stems from this single scene in this episode of the xfiles because i watched that shit when I was 6.
tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here. now THIS was the essence of the 90s
YOU’LL CALL NOW
oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went
I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.
OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL
I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it
i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like
i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.
I GOT 1.5 SECONDS IN AND MY HEART SANK I FEEL LIKE CRYING
"And tomorrow’s gonna be hotter"
Reacting to Blue Ivy
Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.
I would make the same faces if Taylor Swift tried to bury her head in my shoulder.
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s
i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?